US Politics | I’m a metal detectorist and was shocked by stash of smutty items I found in ditch

IT seems XXX marked the spot as a metal detectorist stumbled on a stash of smutty magazines. Dean Pugh was hoping for a hoard of ancient artefacts. Triangle NewsDean Pugh was searching for ancient artefacts with his son Owen when he stumbled across the smutty stash '/ ' Triangle NewsDean stumbled across the damp magazines which had been dumped in a ditch '/ ' Instead he found a pile of porn dumped in a ditch. Plasterer Dean, 54, was trawling farmland with son Owen, 26, in a bid to unearth priceless treasure like the Anglo Saxon haul found at Sutton Hoo in the 1930s. The grandad said: "If you find a hoard they can go into millions of pounds — but the nearest I've got is my new porno stash. "I think it's either some young lad who has had to dump his mags because his parents found out, or a perv in the woods. We were just hunting and I saw this load of colour staring at me. It dazzled me. Read More on The Sun NO KIDDING I'm 17 & already a mum... trolls say I only got pregnant to get benefits "I thought it was a pile of magazines that had been dumped — I don't like people dumping rubbish — but on closer inspection I said: 'Owen! Come and look at this!'. "They were awfully damp, they had been left out in the weather, no doubt. "We ended up rolling them up and hiding them in a rabbit hole." Dean, of Pershore, Worcs, posted about the find near Bromsgrove on Facebook. He said: I had messages saying 'I bet you never got home 'till seven o'clock'." Most read in The US Sun SICKLY VLAD Sickly Putin's hands seen 'turning black' as tyrant 'has Parkinson's' & cancer WOAH, DADDY! Teen Mom fans go wild after spotting Tyler's bulge again in skintight bodysuit TODAY'S MISHAP Today host Al suffers live TV blunder & said producer was waiting for fumble MAD AT MACI Teen Mom fans 'sick & tired' of Maci Bookout's 'unfair' treatment of her kids QUICK CHANGE People say I go from 5 to 10 when I take off my work clothes WOAH, WHOOPI! GMA fans shocked after The View's Whoopi Goldberg joins morning show Meanwhile others offered him up to £100 for the mucky mags. Dean has previously found sex toys, women's underwear and even dumped marijuana while metal detectoring. In 2019 he dug up a WW2 pilot's watch in a field near Solihull and returned it to descendants.

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